Bad pick-up line
You’re a lawyer? You used to work at Firm X? I used to be represented by someone who worked at...
Dec 19th
Whenever you start to feel bad about race...
Dec 18th
Putting together a “Phuket Bucket” January trip.
Dec 17th
Movie time!
thenelsontwins: If you didn’t like pineapple express, you are a fool. “Safety first! Safety first,...
Dec 17th
molls:
First Look: James Franco In Howl
I think James...
Dec 17th
Depressing Movie Standoff!
I want to see Precious, but he wants to see The Road.
Dec 17th
Single Ladies (Put a Chipmunk on It)
According to my 5-year-old son, Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” is being used to...
Dec 17th
The 30something Curmudgeon
Do you know a 30something Curmudgeon? These are the people who most likely do not have children...
Dec 15th
S refused to sit on Santa’s lap (smart boy!). He...
Dec 14th
“I almost wanna slap that douche bag of Dr. Phil, here in...”
— Comment on blog regarding...
— Comment on blog regarding...
Dec 14th
Building a Baby, With Few Ground Rules
Dec 14th
I’m loving sitting at this bar alone waiting for my friends (who all are coming together??)...
Dec 13th
Stephen Colbert just had a thing on the Krampus, the...
Dec 11th
Nonplussed
Nonplussed means: to cause to be at a loss as to what to say, think, or do : perplex It...
Dec 10th
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer discovers the internet and he makes a website and at...
Dec 9th
Watch
Jay-Z feat. Ja-Rule & Amil, Can I Get A…
I am huge, prissy, white, dork, and I fucking...
Dec 9th
Disturbing Childhood Memory
I used to think I dreamed this memory, because it couldn’t possibly be true. But then I...
Dec 8th
Lessons Learned from Hoarders
Adult children of hoarders tend to move to Washington State.
Dec 8th
My son rejected the name Mario for the dog as “too girly” because “M is a...
Dec 8th
"There's Feces Everywhere"
tesslynch: OKAY DON’T WATCH HOARDERS TONIGHT. Feces is the secret ingredient in Hoarders’...
Dec 8th
thenelsontwins:
The last thing I saw today.
...
Dec 8th
I just learned that the “Dorgi” (cross between...
Dec 8th
S name suggestions for the dog (so far)
Stuart Black Brown Yellow Blue The Mister City Hall
Dec 8th
This weekend we baked Christmas cookies and decorated them...
Dec 8th
tylercoates:
heartbeatcity:
it’s harder to be friends...
Dec 8th
I just went down to the rescue place on Washington Ave. and...
Dec 7th
theconceptlibrarian:
Poop catcher: you think the inventor...
Dec 7th
You guys, I reeeeaaaly want to adopt a dog
Dec 7th
TV
Hey, thanks! I may request assistance post-x-mas (which is when I will officially be presented my...
Dec 7th
TV
People have been harassing me to get a TV ever since I stopped having one. Particularly, several...
Dec 7th
YouTube Film Degree: The Earlier Films...
wellrespected: nerdshares: sometimesagreatnotion: (in chronological order) Take the Money and...
Dec 7th
A new episode of You Look Nice Today is up
Dec 7th
tylercoates:
themattsmith:
indieandyy:
Ok. Stop it....
Dec 7th
Highway 40: Back in Business
Dec 7th
“In the end, you don’t beg or wail. You borrow just enough...”
— I’m rereading...
— I’m rereading...
Dec 7th
a note to any sister out there with a...
molls: It took three weeks, but then I woke up the other morning and I was like “Ha-HA! I am still...
Dec 7th
Positive Thoughts - Nonsensical to most
I feel proud of myself because I made this decision for myself, in the present moment, even as the...
Dec 6th
Remember fall?
Dec 5th
Tree is up!
Dec 5th
molls:
iceblended:
drinkyourjuice:
[iammattjordan:...
Dec 3rd
Oh, you guys! Jared is still alive!
Dec 3rd
thenelsontwins:
Funny thing, the same thing happened to me...
Dec 3rd
best advice i've ever read
Dec 3rd
Xmas tree hunting couple vanishes in cold...
Dec 3rd
Finally seeing this tonight!
Dec 2nd
Things that make me irrationally angry:
Any discussion (especially on-line) of baby names.
Dec 2nd
My father’s parenting style, expressed in a tea.
Dec 2nd