Imaginary Tats
S has two imaginary brothers, Richard and Simeon. Of the two, Simeon is the more talked about. Tonight, while he was taking his bath (and thus highly aware of the human anatomy) S was telling me all about Simeon’s tattoos.
“Simeon has tattoos all over his arms and his legs. They look like bones. Like a human skeleton!”
Sounds pretty badass, right?
But then…
“Simeon also has a tattoo right on his penis! Of a huge unicorn!”
